Just some random jokes :D

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Just some random jokes :D

Post  npe3ugeHTkaTa on Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:26 pm

Daughter:Hey Mom im going to my room with my boyfirend.
Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !
.*Gf and Bf go into room *.
Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!
.*Mum runs into daughters room*.
...Mum:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?
Daughter:Mum were having sex.GET OUT !
Mum:Oh Thanx God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber.

*New User calls his computer company, due to his computer not turning on*

New User: Hello, my computer won't turn on.
Helper: Well did you check the coords were all plugged in right?
New User: Yes everything is plugged in.
Helper: Did you read the instructions?
New User: Yea, I did everything they said to do.
Helper: Did you try pressing the power button?
New User: What good would that do?
Helper: What do you mean? It turns the computer on.
New User: But the power is out.
Helper: Ok sir, pack your computer back in the box it came in.
New User: Ok.
Helper: Then bring it back to where you got it and tell them to give you a refund, because you're TOO FUKING STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER!


"Son. If u really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to anounce the lottery numbers"

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